what is the technique for removing (picking up) a rattlesnake without using tools designed for that purpose? you know, using caveman tools around the house.
A broom and a trash can
Guide the snake into a trash can, that's on its side, with the broom. Sweep with quick purposeful strokes, try to move it quickly with the least irritation. Then lift the can on its side when the snake is completely in. This has worked for me on more than one occassion. Don't let your neighbors know about your new skill; tag you'll be the snake guy.
Disclaimer:
Only to be done if there is no way to get a professional and the snake must be removed immediately.