Once upon an ignorant time, I thought that if I bought/brought(I can never figure out the difference between the two) some potting soil...where was I?...
Oh, yes...I was thinking that if someone sold me some potting soil, I would then be able to also buy (at the local bait shop) earthworms.
With the intention of taking said earthworms, and creating a colony of the previously aforementioned earthworms, with which I would then go fishing. Fantasizing in my fevered brain, the joys of dangling a gilded hook (or, a least, a silvered one) in the dark deep waters of what I like to refer to as "The Mighty Colorado River"
It did NOT work out.
I was left with a fetid, festering cesspool, the likes of which, mortal man will hopefully never be asked to deal with again.
Which leads me to this question;
How do you grow worms?
(Thanks to Douglas Adams, "The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy")
P.S. I miss you Doug...Signed, Zaphod Beeblebrox