Well, T-Bone sure is a beauty, if that's any consolation!

(So is Harley.) How old are your babies?
I was awfully glad when my dog outgrew puppyhood! She's a miniature dachshund, weighed 2-1/2 pounds when we got her at age 11 weeks or so, and it was hard to imagine that a creature that tiny could have so much
destructive energy!

She'll be 4 at the end of May, weighs all of 10 lbs., and still has all that energy, but outgrew the "destruction" many moons ago. She's a lovable sweetheart!